"Showing
off your hairy legs, wet armpits, scraggly bikini-line and moustache to
a stranger, not to mention your grottiest knickers, It's not the greatest
experience is it?"
I used to apologise to the
beautician waxing my legs "I'm sorry, my legs and armpits are RRRRREALLLLY
disgusting.... Sorry about my knickers, they're not my normal ones, I've
worn my old ones..."
Well, the hairier you are the
better. It certainly makes my job a lot easier and the whole experience
a lot quicker for you too. If the hair's obvious it's easier to see, clings
more easily to the wax, and therefore the job gets done a whole lot faster
with exceptionally pleasing results.
Very few people are lucky enough
to be hairless or blessed with a virtually invisible fine blonde down.
The rest of us need a bit of extra help - and it's only hair. I look like
I'm wearing a gorilla suit prior to having a wax!
And don't apologise for your
knickers either, I don't want to be worrying about getting wax residue
on someone's favourite briefs, I want to be concentrating on giving you
the perfect bikini line. It's not a fashion show!
Seeing you in the street...
Lots of people say to me "But
I knowww you. It'd be embarassing. If I see you in Sainsburys you'll know
what my bits look like!"
Unfortunately I don't have
a photographic memory (that disappeared shortly after having a baby!).
Not only that but I see so many legs, armpits and pubes that I'm hardly
likely to remember yours.
So don't worry about it. Do
you really think I'd want to memorise everyone's hairy bits? I just want
you to enjoy the benefits of waxing so much that you come back regularly
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